Top things an Indian does after returning to India from "US"

*.Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

*. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.


*. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.


*. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.


*. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.


*. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)


*. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he
steps out.


*. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
Millions. (Not in Lakhs)


*. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep
down the heart multiplies by 43 times).


*. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.


*. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says
Zed)


*. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh!
British Style!!!!"


*. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.


*. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".


*. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.


*. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.


*. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it
for the first time.


*. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".


*. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.


Few more important


*. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he
traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.


*. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the
bag on Indian Roads.