Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A to Z of Motivation

Avoid Negative Thoughts, People, Things and Habits.



Believe in yourself.



Consider things from every angle and others points of view.



Dare to Dream and Dream Big



Energy, Excitement and Enthusiaism is in your blood.



Family and Friends are hidden treasures; enjoy these riches.



Give more than you planned to.



Have a good sense of humour.



Ignore Critisism, Ridicule and Discouragement from others.



Jump on Problems because they are Opportunities in disguise.



Keep up the good work however hard it may seem.



Love yourself, just as you are.



Make Impossibility a Possibility.



Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.



Open your eyes and see things as they really are.



Prefect Practice makes you perfect.



Quitters never Win and Winners never Quit.



Reward yourself for every small success and achievement.



Stop Wasting your Time and Procrastinating important Goals.



Take control of your Life and your Goals.



Understand so that you could Understood.



Visualize your Goals and Dreams everyday.



Win over your own weaknesses and make them as your Strengths.



Xccelerate your efforts



Yes Yes Yes, Yes you Can and You Will…!



Zap your Stress and Enjoy your Life..

Monday, December 8, 2008

SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS........

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Thursday, November 27, 2008

MAKE USE OF THE OPPORTUNUTIES...............

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'


Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT !

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Don't copy if you can't paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.


Said he: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause........



A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went mad with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....... and I can't remember who

she was!"


Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

UCI Plant @Infopark

A Tree has been planted for all companies @ infopark @ event of 5 yrs of service of Infopark.And a tree has been planted for UCI technology too.To locate,-- the plant its almost in front of Wipro reception area, with the name UCI Technology.

X-UCIAN
NAVEEN

Monday, November 17, 2008