Thursday, October 30, 2008
IBS experience Layoff ?
And the storm hits Technopark, IBS cutting down software proffessionals in large scale.
It seems dat the floor we r standing is unstable,cud crash anytime....
See the report from technopark blog
http://blog.technoparktoday.com/2008/10/ibs-experience-layoff/
It seems dat the floor we r standing is unstable,cud crash anytime....
See the report from technopark blog
http://blog.technoparktoday.com/2008/10/ibs-experience-layoff/
Top things an Indian does after returning to India from "US"
*.Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
*. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
*. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
*. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
*. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
*. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)
*. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he
steps out.
*. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
*. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep
down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
*. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
*. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says
Zed)
*. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh!
British Style!!!!"
*. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
*. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
*. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
*. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
*. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it
for the first time.
*. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
*. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
*. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he
traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
*. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the
bag on Indian Roads.
*. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
*. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
*. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
*. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
*. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)
*. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he
steps out.
*. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
*. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep
down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
*. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
*. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says
Zed)
*. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh!
British Style!!!!"
*. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
*. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
*. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
*. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
*. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it
for the first time.
*. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
*. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
*. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he
traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
*. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the
bag on Indian Roads.
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