Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A to Z of Motivation

Avoid Negative Thoughts, People, Things and Habits.



Believe in yourself.



Consider things from every angle and others points of view.



Dare to Dream and Dream Big



Energy, Excitement and Enthusiaism is in your blood.



Family and Friends are hidden treasures; enjoy these riches.



Give more than you planned to.



Have a good sense of humour.



Ignore Critisism, Ridicule and Discouragement from others.



Jump on Problems because they are Opportunities in disguise.



Keep up the good work however hard it may seem.



Love yourself, just as you are.



Make Impossibility a Possibility.



Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.



Open your eyes and see things as they really are.



Prefect Practice makes you perfect.



Quitters never Win and Winners never Quit.



Reward yourself for every small success and achievement.



Stop Wasting your Time and Procrastinating important Goals.



Take control of your Life and your Goals.



Understand so that you could Understood.



Visualize your Goals and Dreams everyday.



Win over your own weaknesses and make them as your Strengths.



Xccelerate your efforts



Yes Yes Yes, Yes you Can and You Will…!



Zap your Stress and Enjoy your Life..

Monday, December 8, 2008

SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS........

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Thursday, November 27, 2008

MAKE USE OF THE OPPORTUNUTIES...............

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'


Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT !

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Don't copy if you can't paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.


Said he: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause........



A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went mad with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....... and I can't remember who

she was!"


Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

UCI Plant @Infopark

A Tree has been planted for all companies @ infopark @ event of 5 yrs of service of Infopark.And a tree has been planted for UCI technology too.To locate,-- the plant its almost in front of Wipro reception area, with the name UCI Technology.

X-UCIAN
NAVEEN

Monday, November 17, 2008

Thursday, October 30, 2008

PICTURES THAT PLAY WITH YOUR MIND




Theory of Light

IBS experience Layoff ?

And the storm hits Technopark, IBS cutting down software proffessionals in large scale.

It seems dat the floor we r standing is unstable,cud crash anytime....
See the report from technopark blog

http://blog.technoparktoday.com/2008/10/ibs-experience-layoff/

Top things an Indian does after returning to India from "US"

*.Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

*. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.


*. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.


*. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.


*. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.


*. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)


*. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he
steps out.


*. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
Millions. (Not in Lakhs)


*. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep
down the heart multiplies by 43 times).


*. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.


*. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says
Zed)


*. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh!
British Style!!!!"


*. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.


*. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".


*. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.


*. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.


*. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it
for the first time.


*. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".


*. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.


Few more important


*. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he
traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.


*. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the
bag on Indian Roads.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Avoid smoking...............

Dr. A P J Abdul Kalam has started his own e-paper 'Billion beats'.

Dear friends,

Launching billion beats, an e-paper through the website www.abdulkalam.com is indeed a beautiful idea. The epaper should set a new tradition. It should celebrate the
success of the people wherever they are. It may be from an agriculture village, or fishing village, it may be from a diary village, it may be from the industrial or service sector. In short, billion beats should capture and spread the success and its glad tidings. We have the islands of success in every field of activity; we should connect them to make a garland. I am confident that billion beats would create knowledge connectivity among the people.

My greetings and best wishes.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

work allotment.....

Should have Self Confidence........Hat off to this guy




Chanakya's Quotes - Worth reading a million times…

"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first


and Honest people are victimised first."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)


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"Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."


Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."


Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."


Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."


Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


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"Once you start a working on something,


don't be afraid of failure and
don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)


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"The fragrance of flowers spreads


only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)


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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."


Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)


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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.


For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)


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"Books are as useful to a stupid person


as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)




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"Education is the best friend.


An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

If there is a winner there will be a competition.And he wins after great hard work,

The strongest oak of the forest is not the one that is protected from the storm and hidden from the sun. It's the one that stands in the open where it is compelled to struggle for its existence against the winds and rains and the scorching sun.
Author : Napoleon Hill