MAKE USE OF THE OPPORTUNUTIES...............

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'


Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT !

Don't copy if you can't paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.


Said he: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause........



A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went mad with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....... and I can't remember who

she was!"


Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

UCI Plant @Infopark

A Tree has been planted for all companies @ infopark @ event of 5 yrs of service of Infopark.And a tree has been planted for UCI technology too.To locate,-- the plant its almost in front of Wipro reception area, with the name UCI Technology.

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Truth Of Software Engineer..

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Financial Crisis

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